I am utterly obsessed with my doc marten jadon boots - I have been since I first spotted them last year on one of my favorite blogger crushes but of course I already had a regular pair of doc martens in my collection and needed to get rid of them, which did but the real fun started when I first ordered my doc martens from Shopbop because they were having their annual sale and the boots I had spent months coveting finally dropped below $150. I put them into my cart and checked out immediately after selecting 2-day shipping.
Now here is where the fun begins. I’m that person who obsessively stalks my packages the moment I order which means once I got that email - “your order has shipped” I clicked the link and saved it so every few hours I could check the progress, by Monday morning aka D-day (delivery day) I saw it was ‘out for delivery’ coming from Hamilton which meant by the time I arrived from work at 5ish i’d have a beautiful package waiting for me. Welp. Lets just say I went to my second job, saw it was delivered and was like, “oh ok, whos gonna steal it off my porch.” well jokes on me. I arrived home after my second job and there was no package, I told myself not out freak out - freaked out anyways and knocked on my neighbors doors questioning who was crazy enough to steal my goddamn boots - I was ready to get hand on my hip, scream with authority and ask to search peoples homes but I had to reign it all in. No one saw my boots or so they claim. I called shopbop, we opened an investigation and I sucked it all up and went to bed. Fast forward to the next morning and I was leaving the apartment to head to work and lo and behold MY GODDAMN NEIGHBOR was wearing a brand new black pair of Doc Marten Jadons. When I say I almost fell out from the disrespect, I almost fell out from the disrespect.
I could barely form words to confront her so I gave her the look, and got in my car and left. After stewing in it all day at work I returned home with a crisp note freshly printed that said, “Hi. I know you were wearing the boots I ordered that were delivered yesterday and if you return them I will not get the police involved” I slapped a piece of tape and stuck it to homegirls door and whaddya know, around 8pm I looked out on my doorstep and there were my worn Doc Marten Jadon boots with zero stuffing and an opened box.
Needless to say, I wont be shipping anything to my apartment ever again.
Happy Monday friends!